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LMAO.

Will the girls be naked, if so I can see this kicking off big.

Does PokerVIP have an affiliate scheme with them yet? If so, where do I sign up?:D

This is hilarious. What's the RB, 69%?

Thanks, I'll be here all week

69% rakeback and blowjob bonus

LOL hilarious. Guess it's the perfect market and people will be blowing their ~~loads~~ bankrolls in no time!

This is my favourite poker story ever. On a number of levels.

I'm all in.

So to speak.

On a wet flop.

Ewwww.

thetallpaul: This is my favourite poker story ever. On a number of levels.

I'm all in.

So to speak.

On a wet flop.

Ewwww.

(dance)

HAHAHAHHAHA

In all seriousness though if they did actual poker I would definately play there. Say they did poker with a points/bad beat/ jackpot style thing to see dem titties. Just imagine the morons you would get on there, desperately fishing with ATC to try and get the Royal Flush and see the money shot. It would be free money!

I don't get it really though, if internet Casino sites already exist, and internet porn already exists, and the spam box on my email suggests that it does, why would you not just recreate this yourself?

This would be epic!!! 68% RB rofl

thetallpaul: In all seriousness though if they did actual poker I would definately play there. Say they did poker with a points/bad beat/ jackpot style thing to see dem titties. Just imagine the morons you would get on there, desperately fishing with ATC to try and get the Royal Flush and see the money shot. It would be free money!

Agreed. I'd definitely call with ATC just to see her pair

I'd only join up for the deposit bonus to be honest.

I just went on there to see what's what. Backdoored an open ender straight off the bat.

It was deep stacked an all.

But what can you do? When your holding the nuts, you've just got to shove it in.

The woman on my left was getting very irate with my CO steals. Apparently girls don't like you constantly pinching their button.

The Priest on my right said:
"My son, why do you want to play so many hands from LP?"
I said one word to the Missionary: "Position".

I didn't mention that I was also interested in opening so much because the woman on my left was so tight.

The dealer was a Kiwi and he really liked his job. He said "I love playing with my deck".

That last one you need to do in a New Zealand accent.

Thank you very much, you've been a great audience. I'm here all week. I'm off before I sully my good name by bringing fish into it.

I fucking love a pun, me. Like a shit Tim Vine.

I'm ready, i got my nutz load, ALL IN.

I just wanted to give shout out to

@thetallpaul , who totally won this thread!

Backdoored an open ender

Sublime.

Hhahahahah

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