You'll know you're getting old when you start to feel life is taking back all the advantages you had when you were a yoof. Like when you bend down and suddenly realise you've started letting out a groan when you do, but if you van get back up without leaning on something you're not quite there yet of course.
Having less people around, because you outlived them.
When you realise you're only dancefloor move left is Hip - Pop. The coolness definitely left the building on that one.
Forget things, silly little things that get me on tilt, like take a tablet at 2pm every day for a year but forget nearly every time it's due.
Starting a conversation and forgetti ... what was I talking about again?
Corduroy jackets with leather elbows are cool, right? Right?
I've never been into clubbing anyway; oh except for that trip to Alaska seal watching ...
My mrs wears low cut tops, but she tucks everything into her socks now anyway.
So many signs I could go on all day if I could remember; but basically, if you need to take frequent naps and smell faintly of wee, you made it.
Coolness is an odd one. I was told I was the coolest teacher until I wore the same tie two days in a row, then I wasn't!