Since I've played a week at FF now I'll pop this in for your entertainment. Truth is I've played pretty much like a potato head sometimes so it's not all it should be, I've made some horrendous river calls. I'm till adjusting yet but it does seem soft, so if I'm tracked here I'll stick with it for a bit and put some decent volume in hopefully.




Have fun.

Problem with Weaktight posting, the hands have real names and I don't like that, it's impolite to name someone you just called a fish! Anyone know the issue? I have the real names thing unchecked and all that gubbins and sometimes it shows player 2, player 3 etc in Weaktight then posts the bloody names here!


Couple of fun hands;

I haven't decided whether this is more profitable than flatting bvb yet, I'll wait til I get a nice sample but it's been going ok so far. I do admit in most games a flat is good enough, but these aren't the best regs and I flat sooooo much!

Anyhooo, hand 1:

I think I could flat here as we are so deep folds from villain are less likely preflop, particularly IP.

$0.02/$0.04 No Limit Holdem PartyPoker
6 Players
Blinds 0.5BB/1BB6
SB bsc10012 $296.5BB
BBHero $140.5BB


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Don't bluff the micros nobody folds ...

Have fun but please, don't try to steal my blinds ok?

Last three days the only hand I got called by all in preflop after 45 gazillion hands - bearing in mnd this is FastForward of course - is AA, even the shorties are nits.

This is easy money ...

No wait. sorry I was wrong, everybody solid, stay away from these PP nits, they wont fold - ever!



Anyhoooo, I don't find this either difficult nor unprofitable these days, what do you think?

PokerCarlitos is a 'lol look at the reg with a smallish pp or xy sooooted or whatever' and Jens is obviously a fuckwit - and we gotz loooaaads chips!

My analysis:
Reg had a pp all day and the fish has meh, who gives a shit, I'm one and done.
$0.02/$0.04 No Limit Holdem PartyPoker
6 Players

Blinds 0.5BB/1BB6
UTG butwhyyy $182.25BB
UTG+1 Jens09366 $113BB
COHero $125BB
D chekbetallin $159.75BB
SB clark_kent237 $346.75BB
BB PokerKarlitos1 $129.25BB
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Tough game.

Don't bluff the micros, nobody folds - and never, ever, bluff multiway!

I think I'll post a nice one of my fukwit plays each day this week. Maybe this wasn't not the best one, just one that worked given reads blah blah.
I can do worse

Might look easy but i do this all day. Come get some ya varmints!

$0.02/$0.04 No Limit Holdem PartyPoker
6 Players

Blinds 0.5BB/1BB6
UTG butwhyyy $182.25BB
UTG+1 Jens09366 $113BB
COHero $125BB
D chekbetallin $159.75BB
SB clark_kent237 $346.75BB
BB PokerKarlitos1 $129.25BB
[/divbox]

So why do the damned names keep showing up? Is it a Party thing? Fuck.


Oh fuck I forgot to say how I got here..

Deposited the min of 10 - no depo bonus or any of that shit, fml. I must have done something fucking wrong yet again.

Anyhooo, found some 'Mission' things, whatever they are. Ok let's see what they got.

Misssion Get Started 1: it's in 3 parts,
1. Take a seat at a 'Casual Cash Games table. I can do that; duh.
2. Play 5 hands of Casual Cash Games. I can do that to
3. win 1 hand of Casual Cash Games.

To cut it short a bit ...

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Mission Get Started 2: 3 parts again

Take a seat at a fastforward table
Play 10 hands
Win 1 hand

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Mission Get Started 3:

Play 56 SnGs, Knock a player out, finish in the money

I played 5 11c Double Ups and cashed them all and got 5 X 1.10 MTT/SnG tickets

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Mission Get Started 4:
Play 5 1.10 MTT/Sngs, double my stack i1 of them and finish in the top 75% of any of them - of about 70 ish seat. Tough game.

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Played 4 1.10 Double Ups and cashed 4 then played 1 'Standard' 1.10 and cashed for 2nd.

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Smashed FastForward nl5 6 max during and after phaffing about with this lot.

Mission: Win with all the pocket pairs from AA-22 in order.
This got a bit nervy as the PP got smaller obv but I got lucky and from 55 - 22 I was up against shorties so the loss of bbs wasn't so bad.

Finished it in 3 sessions and got $25 for fuck all - thanks Party.

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Crushed nl5 when I stopped messing about with 'experiments'. Wtf - twat.

Start BR (26/02/2017): 10

Current BR(09/02/2017): 114.74

Run good by December of fuck it, I'm outta here.


Let's do dis!

Hey, pot control bluffing with probably the best hand is a thing to y'know!

No cbet, this player hasn't folded once in 14,000 years.

$0.02/$0.04 No Limit Holdem PartyPoker
6 Players

Blinds 0.5BB/1BB6
UTGHero $423BB
UTG+1 $148.25BB
CO $149.25BB
D $61.75BB
SB $132.5BB
BB $132.5BB
[/divbox]

Edited the names out by hand.
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So I won a bit again this morning so BR at 122 which is around 148 dorrars.

Mrs Mal says I can have £20 out of her pay if we can afford it after shopping and stuff to give it a boost, we'll see.

My favourite hand of the day. Lots of chips for me to get, nobody to 3bet me much, the BU was 10/8/0 and from those positions he'll never see me coming.
This nit 14/12/2 had an overpair obviously, but then he was a nit after all and we know all about nits and overpairs don't we.



Bluffing and stacking nits is so much fun, but stacking a nit for 200BB is ... is just ...

...And my worst! How to play AK like Mr Potatohead when tired, versus a standard reg:

$0.02/$0.04 No Limit Holdem PartyPoker
6 Players

Blinds 0.5BB/1BB6
UTG $125BB
UTG+1 $125BB
CO $132BB
DHero $125BB
SB $99.25BB
BB $246BB
[/divbox]

Eee Aww, Eee Aww.

Nice long session last night and fortunately I was still up >$10 after that and my AK going down, so wrapped it in and went bye-byes.

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Seems Weaktight has decided to play the no name game again. Thanks Weaktight, nice one.

I'll pop a giraffe in on Monday but got enough hands to look through my db in PT4 now and dissect the regs. I'm just not very good at getting reports out properly so I'll look around and see if I can find tutorials or whatever.

Sounds like a job for YouTube Man!

Have a fun weekend unless you're a psychopathic cannibal of course.

So why is it the guy with $1 the only one willing to come along v my quads; dammit!
Can't even post some fun bluffs from this morning either, it felt like every single one got picked off!


So this week hasn't been too bad, I've added a couple of plays in but have to be very selective about when to use them. Raising flop donkbets, particularly multiway, is a typical case.

Played here 2 weeks now and had one losing session so I really hope I get the tracking sorted out soon in my favour.

Anyway, no time for a lot of waffle this morning, off to the vet to get my pills replenished so here's a garff:





Note the longer the week went on the harder it got to maintain the red line. Something to consider going forward.

Have fun.

Had some naughty stuff happen this evening for minus 7.5BI so I'm sat out now. Nice glass or twelve of wine and it'll give me something to do analysing it all while I get pissed.
Notwithstanding (great 'Rumpole of the Bailey' word ) today, I'll be moving up soon; maybe take a shot this month some time if I can keep it going.

Have fun guys and guyettes, it's pissed - o clock time!

Just a quick fun hand before taking the poo machine out in the rain - again.

Respect my raises!

$0.02/$0.04 No Limit Holdem PartyPoker
6 Players

Blinds 0.5BB/1BB6
UTG $6.25BB
UTG+1 $126.5BB
COHero $125BB
D $166.75BB
SB $198.75BB
BB $125BB
Preflop
6$1.5BBHero is COAK
UTG raises to 5.5BB, 1 fold, Hero raises to 10BB, 3 folds, UTG folds



Editing names out by hand again, most frustrating.

Walkies.

Hey guys, just popped in to give you a pro tip:

You play mini-micros, look at your graph for the end of a session and see this ...





... you're fucked, go kick the dog ya fish.
Actually, looking at your graph you'd probably miss that to.

Later and good night peeps.

That's a solid graph for 4nl (not your last one but the one with 17k hands).

Not thought above moving up yet, it's a short sample but it seems like you're crushing 4nl.

Hi Harvie and thank you, sometimes it doesn't feel like I am! Like the last couple of brutal days where I dropped, oh, only around 12BI or so! Shame, but whatever, suck it up and study it is all.

Here's my 'Got Straight Back on the Horse After a Big Fall' graph from last night, more in relief than in brag:




Never had a redline like this ever in the history of evers, so pleasantly encouraged. Much to do but getting there.

Can't move up yet @Harvie only made a min deposit so my br is now at $131 from $180 and that after yesterday/today. Did take a little 2 X nl10 Fastforward shot late last night when nl5 dried up and it felt the same there, so just biding my time now for another 5/6 weeks or so only hopefully.

I shan't ask you how it's going for you, you're always a crusher!

Also biding my time before I put more volume in while I await the mighty CrazyKeri to confirm I am retracked which is a positive. I was sure I did it right when I registered for PP, oh well, I'll plod along meanwhile.

You have a pleasant week everybody.

Ended the day losing a little but still up 2BI and a smidgin' so back on the Yellow Brick Road again.

Giving it up now, mrs mal brought some wine, well I say wine, Rose actually; it's meh, I like Bordeaux or the heavier stuff like merlot, port is a bit outta my pay grade most times.

@Grocker6 I hope, may just appreciate this yougster a bit, him being a guitar god an' all:



Good night and have a fun time.

Since getting smashed for a couple of days things seem to be moving in the right direction again. My loses at that time were in part due to being a bit 'off colour' as it were and playing in 2nd gear. There was also my needing to be more agressive and I'm pretty sure I overdid that as well. Runbad and rungood don't really matter after that.
Prescribed feel better, playing in top gear and run good and it seems to be doing the trick.

Here's Saturday's graph anyway, went ok and 23bb should be sustainable don't you think?




I'm also definitely playing too tight preflop so added a few more hands in from MP and tightened up a bit versus 3bets; these guys mostly just don't 3bet enough and are bad at it.

Right I'm orft to learn some filters; oh and I'm making a $10 deposit to get the 'Getting Started 1V' mission deposit bonus.

Br after making the $10 deposit will be $203; getting there.

So I made a couple of changes and am trying out a few things. I'm making a new HUD because the information I get from my usual one isn't really what I need in Fastforward.

All-in-all I came out of the week pretty well after said plummet. Still too tight though and played really passive and weird yesterday, hence the weak non-showdown line. Although getting folds isn't so easy lately, just the way it is.

Here's the week's wotsit anyway:




I'll finish the new HUD and some simple popups tomorrow if I can and get back to laying some smackdown on dem rascals!

For now though, well, it's wine-o-clock!

Have a nice evening.

Forgot, the BR (includes $10 + $1 from the deposit and cleared bonus) = 218.

If all goes well I'll take a shot at nl10 by the weekend.

Laters.

What do your stats look like? Would be interested to see them.

You're right your red line tanked a little more than usual in the last 4k hands.


FWIW my head usually looks like this:


Hands/vpip/prf/3bet/agg
cbet/turn cbet
fcbet/fturn cbet/f3bet


I like to keep it simple.

@Harvie Hi there, I'll post my stats for you below.
I woudn't say they are particularly reliable given I've tried so many things out since starting on Party, but you're welcome to peruse at your leisure.








I know there are a myriad of leaks and I'm more nitty than a nit but I'm working on that. As for the winrate, well, it was a bit better before the 10K el smackdown! I should think I can beat it for 8 or 9bb, probably a bit more when I sort things out, but don't want to get ahead of myself.

Also, my HUD finishing has been put on hold until today/tomorrow but here's what it will have:

VPIP/ PFR/ 3Bet/ Fold23Bet/ Hands
FlopCbet/ FoldToFLopCbet/ Limp/Fold

Double Barrel/ Fold2TurnBet/ Donk/Fold

Bet River/ WTSD

Simple enough I think. People on Party nl5 Fastforward do those things a lot.

Popups will have things like preflop call% by position under VPIP, fold2 turn/river bet when check, that sort of stuff. People seem to do those too much.

I'll finish the HUD today/tomorrow if I can and pop it in here.

I've been working on this pretty little number for a couple of days and it's nearly done now but obviously not much play yesterday because of that. I need to get the iso-stats by position in and it's good to go:





I bought the ranges from the mighty w34z4l so It'll be hard to go wrong now!

I'll start a nice pretty new database when I'm ready to go and get some volume in. Got to get those probe bets up. Cbetting isn't as straightforward as there're many multiway pots, people do like to call - a lot!

Town now for more pills then back to it.

Haver fun peeps.

I could possibly have a losing day today if I don't get some back tonight, the TTT

Pff, if my post wont post how are people going to get through life mistakes-free?